😂

Ha. Nope.
There's no sign-up.

No email. No password. No KYB. No "please upload proof of address." No "we need to verify your business model." No 6-week onboarding purgatory.

All you need
1crypto wallet address where you want to receive money.
0x436c0c0d27be0f8ccf18ca7564534b1a50f59969

That's it. Paste that into our snippet. Customers pay. USDC lands. Done.

✗KYB
✗Business license
✗Bank statements
✗Photo ID
✗Phone number
✗Email address
✗LinkedIn profile
✗Merchant account
✗Processing agreement
✗Rolling reserve
✗Underwriter call
✗Legal entity
OK show me the wallet thing →

30 seconds. No signup. Just paste and go.

Wait, how does this work? We never custody your money. Customer pays by card on Moonpay → USDC lands directly on your Polygon wallet via an on-chain split contract. We literally cannot freeze you because we never touch your balance. No account = nothing to suspend.